December 2011
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Hey guys. I’m going away for a few days and I’ll be back sometime after new year’s day. I set up a queue but I’m not sure if it’s going to work (it never works for me).
happy new year, everyone.
see you soon.
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
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boyfriend: babe i have 2 words for u
girlfriend: what
boyfriend: i love you
girlfriend: that's 3
boyfriend: no because you and i are 1 :)
girlfriend: get out
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge,...
– Tina Fey (via ovariesbeforebrovaries)
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coreling:
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
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